May 2013
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
Just a few features of my anxiety
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
bceky:
have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours
don’t
kawaiipeculier:
*tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*
jackvvhite:
theres like a 60 year old woman on my course at community college and she wanted money so she got her son’s girlfriend to take sexy pictures of him and then she sent them to a gay porn magazine in the netherlands and got £200 and never told him
squattilyourehot:
extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
Why does this continue to be relevant to me?
solluxforpresident:
pau1y:
Dude you could have bought like 3800 tacos why did you buy a car
gnarly:
my computer screen is brighter than my future
markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
carlyreajepson:
sofalcondone:
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
senpai-has-noticed-you:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
agentbartowski:
pacokickthetaco:
ideas:
netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are
i smell a worthwhile kickstarter
netfics is just...
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
smokeporch:
thatsqualitystuff:
soufflés are just cakes with anxiety
Drama-Free
tardis-stole-my-mind:
savingpeopleeatingpie:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
lilylunastardust:
do-you-have-a-flag:
okaylove:
I never knew Javert went to Beauxbatons.
Well, he is French.
NOW THE SINGING MAKES SENSE
I don’t regret anything.
THANK YOU, IT IS PERFECT
